April Fools: Technorati, Safari, SRG, and Analytics – all borked

t’s Tuesday, and I’m writing this after a rainy and slightly boring weekend in Taipei. Worse, with the continual seesaws of the temperature here, I’m thinking that I’ve got a cold coming on, so I’m going to take some medicine and go off to bed a little early.

In Recent Posts

In recent posts, Sunday was a little quiet on the blog as I spent the rainy day upgrading to WordPress 2.5 which I’m using now for the first time , and enjoying it. On Saturday we went to the local Carrefour store in Tamsui for some shopping: Are retailers driving you ‘Potty’? and discovered that the store isn’t pricing items properly. For people suffering from less cash these days, I wrote about how a game I played helped educate me a great deal –Cash Low? Play CashFlow 101and learn why. Then I looked at how people in Taiwan used to borrow and lend money: a fascinating insight into how money circulates in societies without formal access to banking. The story is entitled: What’s a ‘hui’? How you can borrow and lend money in China, it also cites some discussions that others have had about ‘huis’. And in Tuesday’s News, I speculated about adopting WordPress 2.5 but now I find that I’m using it and loving it.

Crash Your Safari Browser!

Just discovered how easy it is to crash Safari 3.1, the latest browser from Apple. Mmm. Try this yourself.

Load up the browser. Wait until the homepage loads. Enter the letters in the following sequence: g m a i l (dot) g o o g l e (dot) c o m. Hit enter and …

flaky apple software

And I thought only Microsoft could manage that! I repeated this three times, and it worked each time! Try it! I’m not the first person to discover this, sadly. Enjoy.

On the theme of borked things, I can add at least four more today.

Analytics: 0 visitors!

borked analytics

According to this report in Analytics, I had 0 visitors on this day but somehow they recorded 75 visits. Wonder how that can be. I had noticed this a few days ago, and I have no idea what’s going on.

Technorati: Flaky again

Technorati is better known for its flakiness than either of the other two on today’s list. It completely missed two of my major posts the past five days, and just left me with two quotations… Geez. Are retailers driving you ‘Potty’? and Cash Low? Play CashFlow 101and learn why.

flaky technorati

SRG Archives

I also wanted to update the options in my theme for this plugin. But that is borked too! Look. When you check the options you can hit the ‘update’ button thus:

srg archives bug

But all I get after upgrading to WP2.5 is a blank screen with these words…

r u sure

Well, first, duh! If I wasn’t sure, I wouldn’t do it now would I? It’s hardly a big change to warrant such a request. And second… where is the answer box? Double-duh!

John Chow causes Browser Crashes

Last, you can visit John Chow’s recent post and find out why you have to crash out of your browser in his April Fool’s Day Prank. Unfortunately, he pissed off quite a number of people who lost their work because they clicked on through. Mmm. Is John’s blog finally going off the rails? Well, judge for yourself.

april fool

Be warned! If you are working on anything important before you visit the site in his URL bar, you MUST close the work and save it. Or vice versa. Guaranteed you will have to crash out of your browser to regain control. This could be a spiteful way to get back at someone! 👿

I’m sure that I can spend another hundred or thousand hours looking for bugs, and finding them. But these really are ones that have been bothering me the last few days! Oh, I didn’t mention ‘hosting’, did I? … Mmm.

Does technology make our life easier or not? Sometimes I wonder. What do you think?

When thing’s don’t work… shake things up!

On Thursday and on Friday, I expressed a lot of frustration at an impasse I reached in my bloggings. When caught between a rock and a hard place, it engendered in me the notion that InvestorBlogger dot com has to change. The time is coming.

I’ve been quite frustrated with a number of the service providers I use to support InvestorBlogger dot com currently. But when the shit really hits the fan, there is only one solution.

It’s time to shake things up…

Payperpost: I’d been with Payperpost since the early days in 2006, and started blogging with them regularly. But each iteration of their service progressively made it harder and harder for me to earn ANY money at all. There was segregation, then there were PR requirements, then there was regionalization, then RR, then Technorati, then Alexa… Each and every time I rose to the challenge by blogging a little bit harder, it got a little bit harder just to meet their requirements. So on Thursday, I quit Payperpost by simply breaking their TOS: I used a simple way – I started using nofollows on all my posts. I don’t know that it will be the right decision, but I think it’s time to move on, at least for me.

Dreamhost: I’ve been with Dreamhost since my first domain registration in 2004. With InvestorBlogger it’s already over 3 years. But in the past 12 months, I’ve experienced outages for this blog at the MOST inconvenient times. Today, my blog carnival was FEATURED on Blog Carnival TODAY! I don’t know if I’ll get the chance again any time soon. Coincidentally, I managed to buy an EntreCard slot on John Cow’s website. Both of these sites are top websites with tons of daily visitors, and with prominent placement, I was sure to attract a lot of visitors.

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But about 10 hours ago, I logged on to the message boards to find this UGLY message:

Due to continued space and power constraints in our primary data center, we will be moving all central DreamHost functions as well as the “spunky” cluster to one of our newer data centers. This move will begin Friday, March 21st, at 9PM PDT, and is expected to last up to 12 hours, until Saturday, March 22nd, 9AM PDT.

I was not advised of this message prior to the time, so I had no option to alter the contact. Who knows how many visitors tried to click through to a dead link? After the billing screwup in January where I received threatening notes that my websites would be shut down, and previous outages that were unexplained and interrupted traffic for hours, I’m at the end of my tether with Dreamhost, too, esp. as the websites are still down, and it’s been over 11 hours. This is a huge opportunity squandered.

So it’s time to change. In my heart, I can no longer recommend Dreamhost for anything but the smallest and most insignificant websites of all. It’s great for hobbyists, but if you are at all serious about hosting, you cannot rely on their service even with the VPS plans, and quite frankly, the unmetered everything is not worth the hassle when you can’t use it.

I’m looking at four different hosts: BlueHost, MediaTemple, BlueFur, and ASO, though I will keep Dreamhost for other things.

InvestorBlogger

Well, it’s time: here’s my plan for the blog.

Sub-domains

I’m going to be splitting up the blog into four (or five) sub-blogs each hosted on a relevant subdomain. Initially, I will set up two sub-blogs (for blogging, making money), then add the others. Initially all posts will remain at the current locations; but eventually, I will have to go through all of the posts, one-by-one and hive them off into their separate domains.

Traffic

InvestorBlogger’s main domain will slowly morph into a reblog of the subdomains. This will help to sharpen the focus on each of the themes, while retaining the overall feel of the blog. It should also help to keep the audience while bringing in more focused traffic on each of the subdomains. It may also help solve the PR issues, the nofollow issues by allowing different subblogs to co-exist with different requirements.

Writing

This is going to be the real challenge. My writing started off much like other bloggers, short and sweet posts, with not much real meat to the content. Occasionally, though, I would pump out different stuff. Now, though, it’s getting much more difficult to write just short posts. I am finding that I want to write more and in much more depth, about each of the issues.

Money

I’ve really appreciated having advertisers and hosters with me, though I may wish to reconsider some of my advertising methods such as paid posts, large banners, etc. I wonder if they are really that effective or if in fact they detract from the blog itself. I’ll be looking at changing the advertising as traffic builds.

Plans are set: things are moving

I’m now researching alternate hosts, and would appreciate some guidance from my trusted readers! Tell me what hosting you used, how reliable is it, etc? I’d love to hear.

PC breakdowns – why drag your PC to the repair store?

Ever had your PC break down and had to lug the thing to the nearest (or not!) pc repair store? I know I have, many times. It’s surprising that we still have to do this but the range of problems is quite extensive!

Whether you run pcs in your business, or run pcs for your SOHO, it’s always infuriating when these technical glitches happen:

  • hard disk dies;

  • power supplies dies;

  • graphics card fizzles out;

  • motherboard is fried;

  • and so on…

All of these problems cut into your productivity to say the least! It would be nice to have computer service at your home. Just call a technician who comes promptly (ie. within a few hours) and who can diagnose the fault, and repair it or replace it as necessary.

Wonder if someone will come and replace the dying battery in my motherboard?… I forgot to get it replaced last time I had to drag my monster PC to the store, and every day I have to reset the time and date. Very annoying! How much would that be, not including the airfare?